You boys could use a little churching up. Jake: "SCMODS?" Elwood: "State/County/Municipal Offender Data System."Ĭurtis: Well, the Sister was right. Jake: You got us into this parking lot, pal! Now you get us out! Elwood: You want out of this parking lot? Okay!Įlwood: Man, I haven't been pulled over in six months. Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're gonna put me right back in the joint! Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit. Elwood: Well, what was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you, okay? Jake: You lied to me. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I got a couple of leads, a few phone numbers, but I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you, huh? Jake: They're not the kinda guys who write letters. You said you were gonna keep in touch with them. Jake: What are you talking about? Elwood: They split, they all took straight jobs. Elwood: Yeah, well, getting the band back together might not that be that easy, Jake. Jake: We'll put the band back together, do a few gigs, we get some bread. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, and bad attitudes. Penguin: Elwood! Jake: Oh, shit! Elwood: Jesus Christ! Jake: Shit! Elwood & Jake: Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Penguin: You two are such a disappointing pair. Jake: Then I said, "I guess you're really up Shit Creek". Penguin: I beg your pardon what did you just say? Jake: First, I offered to help you.
Penguin: No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money! Jake: Well, then, I guess you're really up Shit Creek. Jake: Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Jake: What are we doing here? Elwood: You promised you'd visit the Penguin the day you got out. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant. Elwood: You don't like it? Jake: No, I don't like it. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City police auction last spring. But what the hell is this? Elwood:This was a bargain. Jake: A microphone? Okay, I can see that. Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this? Elwood: No, for a microphone. Where's the Cadillac? Jake: The Caddy, where's the Caddy? Elwood: The what? Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. Jake: What's this? Elwood: What? Jake: This car. An organization of decent law-abiding white folk, just like you.ĭialogue Elwood: Shit! Jake: What? Elwood: Rollers. Well? What are you gonna do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us! The members of the American Socialist White People's Party. Illinois Nazi Party Leader: White men! White women! The swastika is calling you! The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time! The Jew is using the black as muscle against you! And you are left there, helpless.Get out! And don't come back.until you've redeemed yourselves. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes. Sister Mary Stigmata: You two are such a disappointing pair! I prayed so hard for you both.Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers.And please remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight.
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